Ripped from INSIDE THE JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY or a statement on Wendy McCaw's Santa Barbara News-Press?
Ampersand's business plan:
LESS JOURNALISM, MORE LAWYERS!
After turning off most of a news hungry world with blantant yellow porn journalism, what's left for her regular reporters, columnists to spin or ignore?
As anyone can see, Ampersand's News-Press is the center of the juiciest gossip. What do they do?
They hire a former across-the-pond-scum royal gossip to write about nonsense that McCaw's 10 or so loyals like. The theatre of the absurd continues.
Inquiring minds want to know a hell of alot more than where the Calixe docks next.....
Who can remain in what has been repeatedly described as a bleak regime with few remaining dragoons. Nipper von Weisenberger, Travis Armstrong, Agnes Huff, Richard Mineards, Laura Schlessinger, Yolanda Apodaca and Scott Steepleton at the paper. Too many lawyers to name, Nick Mantano and ? ? ?
Employees again leave en masse at accelerated speed. At least six from the News-Press say adios since the smear that brought world consternation. Three courageous letters of resignation can be read here:
one two three
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